Saturday, March 29, 2008

Pinakbet anyone?

"Ang pag-ibig ay parang pinakbet. Lahat [ng gulay] nanduon na kaya masarap sya. Nasobrahan nga lang ng ampalaya."

Ano sa tingin mo?

Friday, March 21, 2008

This is it pancit!

Hindi lingid sa kaalaman ng karamihan na bagot na ako sa trabaho ko. Pumasok ako sa IBS bilang Pre-Payment Auditor (kadiri) noong March 1, 2006. Buong araw ko kaharap ang resibo at nakikipagusap sa mga tangang tiga Canada via email.Naaalala ko pa ung 1st day ko. Kinailangan kong mag concealer kasi mukha akong nasapak. Kakatapos lang kasi ng Elevate nun at minalas akong matapakan ang pez ko (ahem, Mapat. cheka) ilang bago ang concert. Kabog ang black eye ko.

Pagkatapos ng isang taon, ayan, nagbago na title ko, Business Controls Specialist. O di ba, ang taray. Kadiri, ang seryos ng dating. Ang trabaho ko? Maghanap ng mali ng ibang tao. haha! Resibo pa rin ang kaharap ko at mali ng 2 tao ang hinahanap ko. Report dito, meeting doon. Wa challenge. Swear.

Sabi ng IBS, marami daw pagkakataon kasi lumalago ang industriya. Edi go ako sa pag-aapply ng ibang work sa loob. Wala akong nahanap. Ok lang. Di talaga ata para sa akin. Kaya go lang ako sa trabaho ko. Pero habang tumatagal, lalo kong napagtatanto na hindi ito ang buhay na gusto ko. Nakakabagot at hindi masaya ang buong araw na nakaupo habang hinihipan ka ng malamig na aircon. Freezer ang drama ng opisina namin.

Sabi nga nila, binabayaran ako para mag internet. Well, pwede na rin kasi ba naman buong araw akong online sa ym, multiply atbp. Ok din sa IBS kasi nakakapag leave ako ng bonggang bongga. Kaya nakakasama ako sa mga lakad at concert ng Pep. Nakapag ibang bansa pa ako ng 12 days at bayad un lahat. Winner di ba? Ok naman ang benefits at working environment. Masaya kasama ang mga tao(konti lang kasi gurang) at malawak ang sarili mong desk. Naka LCD monitor at may sariling phone line with caller id. Check talaga.

Pero bakit ko gusto umalis? Hindi ko na nakikita ang kabuluhan ng ginagawa ko. Di na nakaka challenge at nakakabobo na siya. Swear. Pumutok man s*so ni Mika. Di bagay personality ko sa ganitong trabaho. Kelangan ko ng mas dynamic, ung may nakakasalamuha akong tao, ung nakikita ko ang tangible output ng aking trabaho, ung masaya ako sa ginagawa ko kahit toxic na.

Apply dito, interview doon. Gusto ko mag advertising agency or sa fashion retail. Bakla kasi. Gusto ko ung gagamitin ko lang ang aking kapangyarihan bilang diwata at voila! winner ang gawa ko. Gusto ko ung nakikita ko na may magandang naiduduloty ang trabaho ko sa ibang tao. Kaya, sabi ko, magreresign ako pagkatapos ko makuha ang bonus, may kapalit mang trabaho o wala.

Goodluck sa mga credit card ko. Nakikinita ko na na maghihirap ako pag wala akong nakitang kapalit na trabaho. Mangyayari na ung kinakatakutan kong kakain ng lupa at damong ligaw, papalaysin sa bahay at magpapalaboy sa Sunken Garden mamumulot ng plastic bottles. Exag. hehehe. Etchos lang.

Talagang mabait si Lord, nakahanap rin. Sa tingin nyo, ano pipiliin ko?

Section Manager sa Zara?


o Business Controls Specialist sa IBS?


Haller!?! Pinagiisipan pa ba yan. Zara na noh.

Nag file na ako ng resignation kahapon. Syet, feeling ko bilanggo akong nabigyan ng parole. Lalaya na ako. Malaya na ako.

Feeling ko nanalo ako sa Miss Universe, Project Runway, American Idol.

Mas kabog ang America's Next Top Model. Un na lang.

This is it. Pancit.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Badet survey

Since most people are into surveys, I decided to join the bandwagon.

(don't be shy, fill it all out)

1. You're a gay, right?
Di ah..Straight ako. hehe

2. Have you kissed any one on your top
list?
Di ko alam.

4. Do you enjoy drama?
Oo. yun lang nagpapaiyak saken eh. hehehe

5. Are you a flirt?
oo daw. haha...malandi daw ako..di kaya...

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
ka pep ko ata..di ko maalala kung sino.. malamang lalake.

7. What kind of underwear do you wear?
Marami ako brief pero pagnatutulog boxers para free. hehe

8. Are you short?
Short? height ba pinaguusapan dito? haha! Di naman. Tama lang.

9. Do you like someone?
Ngayon? Crush lang. Ung mukhang pornstar na visitor namin from Budapest. Hotness. Mukhang porn star.

10. Are you dating somebody?
Walang oras. Busy ako.

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
haller, oo naman. Di ako nag uulit. Ali? Do you hear me? Cheka.

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
oo. Ganda ko eh. hahaha!

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Hindi lang halloween, pati mga pep party. Bawal ma OP.

14. Are you double jointed?
Wish ko lang pero flexible naman ako. hehe. Gusto ko mala mapat o JP para mas masaya.

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
uhmm, sa bahay ng iba? joke. hmmm, sa sementeryo pag Nov 1.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Sayang. Wala. hahahaha! joke.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Hmmm...Di ko alam. Malay ko ba sa mga chismosa sa paligid.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
oo..si Blanco at Manangan.

19. How many guys will read this?
Marami sila. Sure ako.

20. I do wear make up sometimes

- pag concert. penkray penkray...basta, bawal exaj, ung mala foundation day o mukhang nakabanga ng sako ng harina. lol

21. I have cried at a movie theater.

- basta bobo movie go ako. Un lang nagpapaiyak saken.

22. I get jealous.
- Oo.

23. I think Colin Farrell is sexy.
- OK lang

24. I love to laugh.
- oo naman para masaya!

25. I like metal.
- music ba to o bakal talaga? hehe

26. I like rap.
-music nga ata ..ok lang...depende.

27. I like techno.
- party party!

28. I like country.
- minsan.

29. I’d be lost without my computer.
- salamat sa IBM. hehe..pero magreresign na ako. Swear, pumutok man s*so ni Mika.

30. I own a Spice Girls CD.
- oo, ung greatest hits.

31. i own a Britney Spears CD.
- wala. nagdownload lang ako.

32. I own a boy band CD.
- oo. Ultra ata.

33. I get bored watching football.
- hot sila. un lang.

34. I’ve been called a spoiled
brat
- spoil me coz i'm worth it ;)

35. Guys are confusing
- oo. magulo utak, parang b*lbol...un na un.

36. I’ve been called a bad influence.
- hehe..di ko alam. hehehe..minsan..

37. My friends are the best.
- oo naman. may konting hindi. hehe..

38. I have a piercing.
- wala. ayoko eh.
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Come on dudes, be truthful!

1. what color of underwear are you wearing?
- black

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired
guys?
- hmmm..kahit ano, di naman ako choosy. hehe

3. Are you currently frustrated with a
boy?
- hmmmm..di naman..wala nga boy eh. bigyan mo ako..

4. Do you have a best friend?
- oo naman. madami. I'm a public property eh. Friendly kasi.

5. Have you ever had your heart broken?
- haller?! Oo naman. Suki ako nito. Kaya ako ampalaya eh.

6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
- oo pag yumaman na ako.

7. Do you like your life?
- hell yeah! If you wanna live my life, pay my bills. haha!

8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?!
- hahahaha! Familiar ata. Ahasssssss......

9. Have you ever jumped in the pool
with your clothes on?
- duh. malamang.

10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys (straight/gay)?
- halo-halo at marami sila para mas masaya.

11. What can you say about gay marriage?
- matagal pa bago matanggap ng mga tao to. Marami makitid utak eh. Its not about gender, its about love.

12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
- ata...joke joke lang un na slap sa pez.

13. What are your biggest fears?
- magising isang araw at marealize na ang dami kong di nagawa sa buhay ko.

14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
- nah. Di uso iyak saken. Di pa nakakatgpo ang lalaking magpapaiyak saken. Kala mo ha.

15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
- unfortunately, yes. Syet ka.

16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
- yep. Feeling ko, yayaman ako sa taong to. cheka.

17. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Mala beyonce? Duh, oo naman noh. To the left, To the left...lalala

18. Are you currently missing someone?
- wala naman.

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THIS GUY OR THAT GUY?
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Cowboy or Gangster?
gangster... Maginoo pero medjo bastos. hehe

Preppy or Punk?
Preppy...

Lollipop or Hipon?
Sa lollipop na ako. Mas madali papayatin o patabain kesa ipa overhaul ang pez. Not to mention the gastos. haha!

Sweet or Sexy?
Pwede ba both para mas masaya? haha!

Well-educated or Dropout?
Duh. Kumakain ako ng tanga. Sa well-educated syempre. Bawal sablay mag ingles, please lang.

Armanii or Abercrombie?
I'd go for Dolce and Gabbana.

Contacts or glasses?
Contact lens

Saturday, March 1, 2008

What LR Arceo Means

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

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